Sunday, April 19, 2009

So alone....

So here I am, sitting in Sean's brother's room on my laptop, playing geometry wars (2) listening to Cobra Starship. As I just remembered that my day was actually quite an adventure, I think I'll touch on a few subjects, even though I'm going to talk about them later in person anyways. Blah....

So we're chilling at my house just talking, when he decides he's going to go home and get ready then come back for me later. Fine with me, I have to get ready also. (He's forcing me to go to FOB, but Cobra Starship and 50cent will be there, so cool.) Anyways, about 2 hours later, I'm clean, and so is my house. Wonderful. Except.... my front yard is flooded. So is the road outside. Theirs no entrance in or out to my neighborhood. So, my brother cant go to work, we play SF4, i kick his ass and he gets very upset. Sean says he'll try later, blah blah blah....

I get a call from him saying he hit my car. I thought he was kidding. NOPE! I don't have the details, but I think my mom was behind him and he backed up and BAM, hit my car. Yay! I was actually pretty relaxed about it though. I'm kind of glad it was my car and not some random asshole who would just yell and cause him to get pissed or something. I don't know. This way its less of a hassle I guess.

ANYWAYS!

So, I'm forced to walk to Fancy Food store to meet up with him, since by car its flooded, but by foot its not. It then takes is an hour to get out of Friendswood. Every single entrance to this damned city was flooded. *sigh*. Sean's car was a damned boat today. And apparently, the engine stalled for split seconds, and he didn't tell me till we got home. Great....

So, we head over there, and as is per custom of ALL concerts we head to, we get lost. But this time it wasn't that bad, we just checked the GPS (AKA iphone) and we were back on track.

But the concert was cancelled. YUP! even though it says "Rain or shine" on the damned ticket, apparently thats a lie. So, we decided to go to some nearby mall. Nice mall. I had no money, which was a good thing, cause their was alot of things I would have bought. We wanted pizza earlier, but apparently the iphone app lied to us and said their was a pizza place where their wasn't. So, when we exit the mall, imagine our surprise to see a Pizza Hut where I did not remember one being. Surely a Godsend.

We eat. 

Yup.

Oh wait, there is something interesting that happened at pizza hut.

When I walk into the bathroom, theirs 2 stalls, both next to each other, both facing the door. Small bathroom. The right one is closed, beckoning me to go inside and relieve myself. The left one.... has an occupant. With clothes everywhere. Yeah, he was changing. His shirt was hanging on the wall inbetween my stall and his, so I kind of jumped when the shirt randomly disapeared while I was peeing. I got some on the seat, not going to lie. He kept making ruffling noises, too. And I think he was coughing. I really wondered if I was going to die in that stall. I finished fast, hoping what ever zombie creature was actually in there didn't befall me, and make my clothes the new addition to his already growing collection. 

OH, and their was a bitch redneck mom who kept threatning her kids for, well, being kids. The little girl was just singing, and she kept threatning to punch her. And when the little kid accidently turned up the volume on his DS, she threathned to snatch it from him and throw it. Meanwhile the new BF of hers (obviously not his kids, and they didn't call him did or anything) just sat there, not talking to her, but encouraging the kids to be kids. I wanna call child services.

After that we left. And got stuck in traffic. For two hours. We mostly just told jokes and whatnot. He kept coming on to me though. I was scared.

OH, right, the homeless lady. We were at a red light behind some cars, and sean goes "look, homeless people!". But while he was looking at the poor people, the light turned green. And he did not go. So, I hurried him along, but before we could make it to the light, it turned yellow, then quickly to red.... and we were first in line. Right next to sean's beloved homeless people.

So there we sat, trying desperatly not to make eye contact with them. But they did something unexpected. They cheated. They used a weegie and STARTED CLEANING HIS WINDOW! I could not contain myself. I started laughing hystarically. It was so ironic. Sean was oggling the homeless people, and because of it he was forced to watch as they washed his window. And they got to watch as I laughed my ass off. I kind of felt bad for laughing. But it was still funny. Sean rolled down his window and gave them 2 bucks. TWO BUCKS! He payed two bucks because he wanted a side show and didn't pay attention to the traffic light. Funny.

After that my night is boring. Well, to tell it anyways. I've enjoyed myself.

I think I've done enough damage for the day.

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